Sunday, February 21, 2010

unlikely jobs for movie characters

Happened to think of some unlikely seeming jobs for movie characters.

-Hannibal Lector would have made a great library (even if he does on occasion eat people). He's very smart, well spoken, and can be very helpful. No one would notice when a patron occasionally went missing and no one would suspect the fairly suave Lector.
-Edward Scissorhands would be a pretty good surgeon. No need for scalpels when Edward is around. He's got plenty. He can even cut and hold something at the same time. Great dexterity.
-Scarlet O'Hara would have been a drug rep. Pretty, dressed nicely, no matter what. Liked to eat. Got along well with me (great trait since many doctors are male). She could be very convincing when she wanted to be. Probably would have ranked high in sales figures.

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